I’m sitting at the crotch doctor’s office with m’lady yesterday and I begin to realize how we as men live in an entirely different world from women. It was like I had crossed enemy lines. There was a flyer on the counter for “Intimate Reconstruction Surgery” which I found out was a code word for getting a Labia Lift. Every painting was by Mary Cassatt which is odd because it seems Georgia O’Keefe is much more on point for a Gyno’s office.
While I am sitting in the office I notice this gem of a product sitting on the counter as well:
Gross. Here’s my take on it. First off has there ever been a more female name for a product in the history of humans than Vagifem? Secondly, if I had named my company Vagifem I don’t think I would market my tablets by smacking a label on hand sanitizer. “When you think of Vagifem, think stinky pinky.” Not exactly the worlds greatest marketing idea.
Like I said I was behind enemy lines, so the best I could do was try and be a spy for the rest or malekind. Prepare yourself men…
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