Jrodius’ Tall Tales: The Progress Report

02.15.2010

The Puddins’ family came by the house today to pay their respects to The Mamba.  Was good to see Mrs. Puddins and Little Jack Snack Pack.  While they were here, this story came up and thought I’d share it with the rest of you.
Growing up I wasn’t what you would call a great student.  Let [...]

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The Crack Whore Nurse

02.12.2010

Yesterday was my newborn son(aka White Mamba)’s first pediatrician appointment.  Being that he was our first child, when prompted to pick a pediatrician from our available list through our insurance, we kinda just picked one that was conveniently located.  It should be said that we always planned on changing his coverage once he was a [...]

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A Study In Simplicity

02.10.2010

I present to you two videos of the same song.  While I like both, the subtle, paired down, simplicity of the first one just speaks to me.  You decide which is better:
Cover:

Original:

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Sex Addicts or Self Addicts?

02.09.2010

One of the double edged swords about my son’s recent birth is that my wife and I are spending a lot of time home around the TV. It’s great that we get to bond and hang out, but it also means that she is gonna watch shows like Oprah, Dr. Oz and The View. [...]

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The Baby Is Coming!

02.03.2010

If you are reading this then that means my wife is in labor with our first child. My goal is to update this space every hour or so to update all our friends and family.
So make sure you keep checking back and refreshing the page to get the next update. (No, I’m not [...]

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In Pursuit Of The Outsiders

02.01.2010

While relaxing in our Week 40 pregnancy purgatory, Mrs Rodius and myself have been watching a lot of TV.  Like ridiculous amounts.  One of the movies we watched over the weekend was The Outsiders.  Great fucking flick.  Of course it helps that it had a kick ass S.E. Hinton book to guide it.  But what [...]

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Charlie Booker FTW!

01.30.2010

Thanks to my main man Puddins, for passing this along to me.  By the time you read this it may no longer be new to you, seeing that Huffinton Post has now run with it.   But if you haven’t seen it yet, check out why, despite Stephen Colbert, Britain still kicks our ass when it [...]

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The Crotch Doctor

01.29.2010

I’m sitting at the crotch doctor’s office with m’lady yesterday and I begin to realize how we as men live in an entirely different world from women.  It was like I had crossed enemy lines.  There was a flyer on the counter for “Intimate Reconstruction Surgery” which I found out was a code word for [...]

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The Hose Thief

01.27.2010

Sounds like a gay cock blocker huh? The Hose Thief.  Some dude named Nathaniel that goes around to all the local gay clubs and steals up all the hot thunder. No, in this case The Hose Thief is just that, some scumbag that stole my hose.
What is up with people and stealing from me lately?  [...]

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Foot Fungi Fetish

01.25.2010

That’s right my name is Jared and I like going to Subway.  Do you have a problem with that?  No, you are not the first to make the joke.  Every cashier that has ever swiped my debit card and seen my name has already beat you to it. That fat-turned-thin bastard has fucked it up [...]

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