Now Mrs. Rodius would be the first to tell you that the last thing I need is more stupid t-shirts. But she would be wrong.
The forms of expression I hate in bumper stickers I love in clothing. Call me a hypocrite, I don’t care. T-shirts have soul. The longer you own them the more personality they have. Some you earn, like my three Dodgeball On The Beach participant t-shirts, some you happen upon like my lucky blue Reno shirt I wear for poker games, others are like wearable scrapbooks like my Neil Diamond Forever t-shirt that I bought the first time I saw him in concert. They often tell a story about a time in my life.
The one’s I’m gonna share have none of that sentiment. They are just plain awesome.
How great is that? If you don’t look at that shirt and hear the lyric “History Repeats Itself” you are dead inside. Either that or you didn’t watch The Karate Kid till the VHS tape wore out. I must have this shirt.
Was there ever a more hard core version of a Russian than the one played by Dolf Lundgren? Dude was a machine. I don’t care how many dirty Ruskies you show me in this lifetime, I will always see them as having Ivan Drago’s flat top. BTW has any actor ever had a more kick ass list of movie titles that they have been in than Dolf? I don’t know anything about some of these movies but they sound HOT: Red Scorpion, The Punisher, Showdown In Little Tokyo, Silent Trigger, Agent Red, Direct Action, and there are even more!
Now I’m not saying I would ever actually wear this t-shirt, but it is tremendously important someone does. And I will give two simple reasons why. First, someone needs to wear this to tell these fucking Twilight kids to stop acting like they invented the damn werewolf. And secondly to show those same kids that our generation did it better and with much more Stiles.
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Joe loves the Russian guy and was talking to me about him the other day, and pretty much said the same things you said. Where did you find this one, I may have to purchase it?
I found all three of them on a British site called Truffle Shuffle. You can buy it there or if you search around you can probably find one in the states.
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