As any loyal reader should know by now, Mrs Rodius is prego. And as a good husband I accompany my lady and my future lawn mower (if it’s a boy) to the gynecologist. Technically it’s a woman’s clinic and I honestly don’t know if the doctors she sees are gynos, rhinos or winos. I just know ma-lady gets some jelly smeared on her midsection and in return I get to see what my kid looks like if he/she were a submarine via sonar.
After we were able to locate Red October we went to a separate examining room where we waited for the doctor to come check in on us. With my parent antennae beginning to grow in, I find I am constantly looking for potential hazards.
So tell me, should the wife and I be at all concerned that I saw the following sticker on the very examining table she was sitting on?
At least they followed the last direction, right?
