For those not hip to the techno lingo, SEO stands for search engine optimization.  And geeks around the world get hardons anytime someone mentions it.  You see SEO, for lack of a better definition is the art/crime of engineering your site to attract viewers.  People spend thousands of dollars on geeks who often only change a couple things that take 5 minutes.  Well listen up non-virgins,  you don’t need these geeks anymore.

Well, technically you need just one geek: Anthony Michael Hall.  That’s right, John Hughes’ favorite underdog is all that separates you from internet relevancy.  At least that’s all there is to it if you base this theory solely on my Going Guerilla search referrals (which I have done).  See Exhibit A:

This is what my stats look like everyday.  It is easily the top referred search result to my site.  My question is, who the hell are all these people in search of information on Anthony Michael Hall.  All this traffic comes to my site daily just because I once used a picture of him in one of my Jrodius’ Tall Tales pieces.

So the choice is yours people, SEO or AMH.  I think you know my choice, I am going to ride this bandwagon as far as it will take me.  And just to prove it, here is a clip of one of my favorite AMH lines and evidence that Southpark stole the voice of Cartman from Weird Science.

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